I love Sue Sylvester. Not so much when she went soft last season, but the raging sociopathic bitch that won an Emmy and Golden Globe and liked to think of homeless people as "outdoorsy". Ah the good old days. So in my imaginary Chicago episode I pictured her decked out in a gold Adidas gown and maybe a feather boa singing about her contempt for children.
Sue Sylvester`s Chicago Anthem
Ask any of the bobbleheads on my squad
They’ll say I’m feared more than the wrath of God
I hate them all and all of them hate me
Because the system works, the system called fierce brutality
Got a little motto always sees me through
If you irritate me I will punish you
There’s a lot of people I wish did not exist
Schuester and your Glee freaks you’re top of my list
The law says not to torture kids and claims I’m merciless
But rights are bleeding heart ideas for dumb socialists
Don’t you know their spirits need to be destroyed?
When you coddle artists they’ll be unemployed
Still surprised you’re picked on by the kids at school?
Maybe take a hint that sequins aren’t that cool
People are offended by your lame jazz hands
That’s why all you pop hacks have no facebook friends
Jewish girl have your ego checked, you’re not Celine Dion
Porcelain you are a dude, so don’t wear silk chiffon
Let’s say that your music makes me want a gun
Man I wish our President was Republican
So what’s the one conclusion I could bring this number to?
If you’re in the Glee Club I’ll humiliate you!
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